Rotary Club of Northlakes Toukley In Touch August 2013 | страница 10

For Those Who Enjoy Language (or severe distortions thereof)
? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Those who jump of a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

? ? ?

Definition of a will: A dead giveaway. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

? ? ? ?

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

? ?

Reading while sunbathing makes you well read. When two egoists meet, it's an I for an I.
?

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Rotary BBQ Pavilion
The Rotary club of Northlakes Toukley has always been involved in “hands on” projects. Here is our Neville Royal working on the Charles Hinds Pavilion at the Rotary Peace Park in Gorokan in 1997. Sixteen years later Neville is still a valued member of the construction team.

The pavilion remains a popular amenity in our community. Rotary Club of Northlakes Toukley Page 10