RMadridGirl Nov. 2013 | Page 12

RLMDRD

email: [email protected]

Dear Sepp Blatter,

You are currently experiencing the honor of receiving a letter from a rich, handsome, and tremendously good footballer. Many, many people are jealous of my features. As a result of their jealousy, sometimes they whistle at me or call me bad names, or even refer to me as “the other one”. Pathetic, I know. I’d rather not hear the gracious name “Cristiano Ronaldo” from their unworthy mouths anyway. It’s almost as if they don’t know that I’ve scored 219 goals in 213 matches for Real Madrid. Impressive, I know.

WHAT IS rlmdrd?

RL MDRD is a brand that wants to represent the History, Pride and Flair of the greatest club in the world off the pitch.

The idea of the business grew on to welcome the values of the club it honors, for which, following the footsteps of TOMS and 10Trees, RLMDRD will donate part of the profit to an organization which is to be determined.

On the left is our first template design, soon to be available for all.

Exclusive letter

I am writing to you not because I like you, or respect you any more than a red light in Grand Theft Auto. In fact, I should make it clear that we are not friends, buddies, or companions of any sort. Therefore I must ask you not to ‘tag’ me in a tweet as if we are again; that was extremely embarrassing for me on a social level.

Also, in order for your words to ‘upset’ or ‘offend’ me I must first take you seriously, which my majestic self does not. Let’s not forget the time your expired brain cells made you think you were Hugh Hefner and suggested that female footballers should wear tighter shorts.