Humor & Wisdom
Humor & Wisdom for Crafters...
How do you know when a lawyer is telling the truth?
Trust me, you'll know because his lips won't be moving!
The tragic problem with political jokes is that all too often they get elected.
"My uncle ran for the U.S. Senate last year."
Really? What does he do now?"
"Absolutely, nothing... He got elected."
A group of mid-life husbands and wives went to a special scientific presentation. As the
presenter, the professor was showing the audience actual brains from real people and telling
how expensive it would be to buy one. He said it was five million dollars for a female brain
and ten million dollars for a male brain. Of course, the men snickered, thinking they knew
why. Finally, one of the women raised her hand timidly and said, ''Well, why is that, sir?'' The
professor answered, "The mens' brains cost more because they have never been used."
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Energy and persistence conquer all things.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the
vehicle you arrive in. -- Bill Bradley
Champions keep playing until they get it right. -- Billy
Jean King
As long as we are persistence in our pursuit of our
deepest destiny, we will continue to grow. We cannot
choose the day or time when we will fully bloom. It
happens in its own time. -- Denis Waitley
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