Wit & Wisdom
Do more than belong. Participate.
Do more than care. Help.
Do more than believe. Practice.
Do more than be fair. Be kind.
Do more than forgive. Forget.
Do more than dream. Work.
William Arthur Ward
If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If she begins to growl,
retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her!
Chocolate is primarily made from cocoa which grows on a tree which makes it a plant of
course. Therefore chocolate is a salad!
Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole
life believing it is stupid. Albert Einstein
What problem did Leonardo Da Vinci, Winston Churchill, Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and
General George Patton have in common with each other? ANSWER: They were all dyslexic!
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