Rhode Island Monthly March 2020 | Page 48

The Basics What’s Your Vintage Style? When was your home built? Style hero? A. Colonial era B. Mid-1800s–1900 C. 1900–1930s D. 1940s–1970s E. Not sure; I live in a space/time continuum where old things are painted white, then distressed to look old again. Mostly As: Primitive. Old tools look, to you, less like torture devices and more like art. You’re in love with your wide-plank pine floors — floating composite, never! — and you appreciate a good square-cut nail. Plaid isn’t just for picnics; signs and stitchery also adorn your walls. A. Betsy Ross B. Oscar Wilde C. Jesus D. James Bond E. Joanna Gaines A. Needlework B. Cemetery picnic C. Reading in a dark library D. A walk in the park E. Summer: trip to the beach. Fall: trip to the farm. Favorite material? A. Iron B. Lace C. Wood D. Concrete E. Shiplap Mostly Bs: Victorian. Mostly Ds: Mid-century modern. Coco Chanel’s “take one thing off” rule doesn’t apply to you. Opulence is the name of the game here, as seen in your Walter Crane wallpaper and velvet fainting couch. You love your open floor plan, even if your spouse com- plains every time you cook salmon. You lose track of time staring out at your property — carefully maintained to “look natural” — from massive windows in your sunken living room. 23andMe tells you you’re Scandinavian. Where to shop: Leonards Antiques, Seekonk, Mass. Where to shop: Village Barn Country Store and Antiques, Burrillville 46    RHODE ISLAND MONTHLY l Ideal afternoon activity? MARCH 2020 Mostly Cs: Arts and Crafts. You probably live in a bungalow, where your kitchen sink is heavier than your countertop. Your favorite chair is a Morris and you can spot a mortise and tenon joint from a mile away. Where to shop: Mike’s Estate Services, West Warwick Where to shop: Emma’s Back Porch, Cranston Favorite color palette? A. Browns B. Anything with dramatic contrast C. Jewel tones D. Earth tones E. Ecru Mostly Es: Farmhouse/beach/ cottage style. You’re timeless, and so is your style. You lean on neutral colors as a backdrop for an eclectic mix of plump furnishings, vintage treasures and DIY projects; see our furniture painting how-to on page 48 for inspo. Where to shop: The White Elephant, East Greenwich