Rhode Island Monthly January 2020 | Page 44

WE BRAVELY EXPLORE THE LONG-STANDING RIVALRY TO FIND OUT WHICH SIDE OF NARRAGANSETT BAY IS BEST. EAST WEST BAY VS BAY IT MAY ONLY TAKE AN HOUR TO TRAVEL FROM ONE SIDE OF OUR LITTLE STATE TO THE OTHER AND YET WE STILL MANAGE TO DIVIDE OURSELVES INTO REGIONAL TRIBES. Nothing gets things more fired up, though, than the competition between those of us who live on the east side of the bay, and those who live on the west. Just asking which towns constitute one side or the other gets people a bit chippy, but ultimately we went with a combination of conventional Rhody lore, our staffers’ opinions and local officialdom. (The East Bay Chamber of Commerce includes Seekonk, who knew?) One thing natives on both sides do have in common, though, is an almost force field-like resistance to venturing to the other side of the bay. (You mean I have to drive Across. The. Bridge??) Unfazed, we waded into this admittedly subjective grudge match to determine which side wins bragging rights. Here’s what we learned. E D I T E D B Y S A R A H F R A N C I S  I L L U S T R AT I O N B Y A A R O N M E S H O N CONTRIBUTORS: JAMIE COELHO, SAMANTHA LABRECQUE, CASEY NILSSON 42    RHODE ISLAND MONTHLY l JANUARY 2020