EDITOR’S NOTE
Easter. Yeay. I am ecstatic. Welcome all, to the season in which rabbits are
depicted as cradle snatching vigilantes. WHAT DO THE RABBITS MEAN!?
WHY ARE THEY STEALING EGGS!?
This is a topic that must be addressed.
You’ll most probably spend a significant amount of time at Easter themed
gatherings, watching your kids (or lack thereof) hunting for grotesquely
decorated boiled eggs (don’t be watching other people’s kids though.
Just don’t). You will also most probably be spending a considerable
amount of money on Beacon’s marshmallow eggs, but I guess it’s all
in the spirit of the season. It’s a family thing, so spend as much time as
possible with the baby and hell, host an Easter party at your house!
I have one thing to rant about this month: Queues. WHY THE HELL must
people push and shove in line? For example: I was in a line for the kiosk
at a PicknPay store. The gentleman behind me had his grocery basket on
the floor, but pushed it ahead of me. In addition (and this is what annoys
me the most), this chap was basically breathing down the back of my
neck. The fact that this guy probably hadn’t bathed in two weeks was not
much help either. Personal space people, respect it. I really don’t want to
feel any part of you touching me. Sticky old man. Sod off.
Shoving. WHY? Your pushing in the line will most definitely not make the
lady at the service counter work any faster. If you know you are, at some
point of the day, going to be in a line for any amount of time, you should
know that you will have to wait. Patience will NOT kill you.
There is absolutely nothing in this issue that has anything to do with
Easter. Except maybe that you should consider buying a brand new
Suzuki Hayabusa as a gift to yourself. It has a bigger engine than your
Vitz. Seriously. Also, we placed a grotesquely decorated Easter egg on the
cover. Hopefully that gives this one some April Flair. Enjoy.
Gareth Zebron
(Editor)