Be careful how you status. NEVER preach love on a Facebook
status. Moreover the status is to be used sparingly. One
may share the new Aston Martin DB10, the latest joke or
video of epic fails. One may even rant about the abhorrent
performances of Liverpool this season (I feel your pain)
but a Bro does NOT write a message about or including the
following:
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“Baby it’s been 16 days with you and I’ve never
been so happy!”
“Shout out to my gurl *whatever* you’re my rock and I
wouldn’t be here without you.”
The words gurl, bae, bbz, luv, baby…or any other
abbreviated pleasantry.
“Thanks to all my friends for being so amazing,
I’m so lucky and happy and I wouldn’t change
anything for the world” – feeling blessed.
Etc.