R&G|MAGAZINE EDITION #8 - MARCH 2015 | Page 9

Be careful how you status. NEVER preach love on a Facebook status. Moreover the status is to be used sparingly. One may share the new Aston Martin DB10, the latest joke or video of epic fails. One may even rant about the abhorrent performances of Liverpool this season (I feel your pain) but a Bro does NOT write a message about or including the following: I. II. III. IV. V. 9 “Baby it’s been 16 days with you and I’ve never been so happy!” “Shout out to my gurl *whatever* you’re my rock and I wouldn’t be here without you.” The words gurl, bae, bbz, luv, baby…or any other abbreviated pleasantry. “Thanks to all my friends for being so amazing, I’m so lucky and happy and I wouldn’t change anything for the world” – feeling blessed. Etc.