Never use the middle urinal unless absolutely all other
options have been explored and exhausted. The middle
urinal is a place of unwanted looks, judgement, and wholly
un-bro behaviour. No one enjoys relieving themselves
with the prospect of their junk being on display; have some
consideration.
Bros before Hoes.
Derived from the latin
“phallus cum wenchis”
this invaluable piece
of literature has been
a guiding beacon for broto-bro relations for
hundreds of years.
What isn’t taught in
the history books is that
Caesar was stabbed by all his
loyal crew ‘cos he was caught
whatsapping Brutus’ chick. He
died so we may never repeat
his folly.
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