The role of wingman is a
privilege nay, an honour.
Never forget the role of
wingman is mercurial,
temporary, and ever
changing. It is your solemn
duty to help him get some. He
may be in a dry patch; he may
be on a breakup. Reasons
are superfluous, the point
is next time it will be you,
and how exactly would
you like your wingman to
behave? That time he fell off
the bike? It was an 18-foot
jump and he was attempting
a superman-seat grab. That
time he got knocked out for
pouring his drink on the
bouncer? He was defending a
girl’s honour, for how dare
the bouncer speak to her so.
It’s a simple concept; you take
the truth, change it to sound
awesome, and get your buddy
laid!
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