R&G|MAGAZINE EDITION #8 - MARCH 2015 | Page 10

The role of wingman is a privilege nay, an honour. Never forget the role of wingman is mercurial, temporary, and ever changing. It is your solemn duty to help him get some. He may be in a dry patch; he may be on a breakup. Reasons are superfluous, the point is next time it will be you, and how exactly would you like your wingman to behave? That time he fell off the bike? It was an 18-foot jump and he was attempting a superman-seat grab. That time he got knocked out for pouring his drink on the bouncer? He was defending a girl’s honour, for how dare the bouncer speak to her so. It’s a simple concept; you take the truth, change it to sound awesome, and get your buddy laid! 10