A bro may never date a wench who doesn’t exhibit at least
one of the following character traits:
I. A love of Whiskey and/or Rum
II. A love of Star Wars and/or Star Trek
III. An ability to both dish out and take substantial
amounts of banter –not the ‘made in Chelsea’ utter rubbish
version, I’m talking the good old fashioned defamation we
used to survive on at school, that made us who was are today.
Drunken Bro behaviour is dangerous, and as such
any Bro exhibiting worrying levels of drunkenness is
to be reprimanded, controlled and protected. The
next day a policy of “if I don’t remember it, it clearly
didn’t happen” is fully acceptable. Denial isn’t just a
river in Egypt.
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