R&G|MAGAZINE EDITION #8 - MARCH 2015 | Page 11

A bro may never date a wench who doesn’t exhibit at least one of the following character traits: I. A love of Whiskey and/or Rum II. A love of Star Wars and/or Star Trek III. An ability to both dish out and take substantial amounts of banter –not the ‘made in Chelsea’ utter rubbish version, I’m talking the good old fashioned defamation we used to survive on at school, that made us who was are today. Drunken Bro behaviour is dangerous, and as such any Bro exhibiting worrying levels of drunkenness is to be reprimanded, controlled and protected. The next day a policy of “if I don’t remember it, it clearly didn’t happen” is fully acceptable. Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt. 11