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Wings !

Get Wings on a First Date . Here ’ s Why .

By Annie Lockwood
That ’ s right . I said it . When the next person you match on Bumble asks , “ So , where do you want to go ?” you tell them you want drippy , spicy , delicious chicken wings . Yeah , don ’ t get the salad with walnuts and dried fruit . Get the badass effin ’ wings that you truly want .
Growing up to be a classy Southern lady , it was ingrained in me that you NEVER eat anything messy on a date ! Eat your chicken wings in the privacy of your car in a dark parking lot , like a real lady ! Some time ago , I was going on a lot of dates and following the “ no messy food ” rule . I wasn ’ t having fun and I certainly met a lot of guys who weren ’ t worth the make-up I put on . After putting up with BS for too long , I decided that if I ’ m still going to go on a lot of dumb dates , I might as well stop ordering cute food . No . If this dude is going to be a turd , I am at least going to get some delicious chicken wings and enjoy some of it .
Sometimes , we women set up dinner or drinks with someone and start creating an image of ourselves ; how we wish others would view us . We are just hoping that someone will think better of us than we think of ourselves , so we order the salad and pretend we like
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