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the boot, and on the Lou Reed recording it was such a sparse track – all Lou Reed’s songs, very easy, very simple – and it was just three chords in the whole song. And I – the line I played was C to an F, to a C to an F, and a C and a D and an F and a D, and he said “do that again, Herbie, yeah, just … just do that again”. And – it sounded okay and then the engineer said “got any ideas how we can beef it up a bit?” and I said if I go and overlay another bass line, not on the double bass but on the electric bass, and it’ll fill in that bit of the register between the low notes and the higher notes and it sounded great. Portamento – that means a musical term that describes pitch sliding from one note to another and Lou said “that’s divine, that’s absolutely lovely”. And that was the end of that. It’s a distinctive bass sound and I only did it once, but that’s my job, you know? When we did Rock On, David Essex’s big hit that launched him in America, it was a number one all round the world – I asked the engineer if he would ‘put me in the bathroom’ – that means put a lot of echo on the bass sound …so it sounds as though you’re in the Albert Hall, or in the bathroom. And also, can you put a repeat on it, so that my note that I play, it plays itself again a quarter of a second later so it’s going, instead of boom it’s going boom-boomboom-boom-boom…so that you get this duh-duh-duh-duh-duh, da-da-da-da-da. And it worked, but you could only do that on that one record. If you tried to do it on 90 another record it would sound like Rock On. And it works on that, but I don’t get royalties for coming up with that. It’s not the song, it’s the arrangement. And arrangements don’t generate income, not in this country anyway. I went home not thinking about it and six months later Johnnie Walker, a disc jockey, phoned me up and said “I’m going to play that record”. I said “which one? He said that “Walk on the Wild Side”. I said “what’s that?” “Because, you know, you did that track for Lou Reed”. I said “oh yeah, oh yeah”. I had been in and out of the studio in three days and we recorded 12 songs, which included Goodnight Ladies, it also included Perfect Day, which in their own way are classics. I only knew him for three days. Never spoke to him from that day to this. He’s not my friend, it was a case of I worked for him. A job, you know. If you had a job ten years ago, you wouldn’t go back to that office and say “oh, hello!” You’d be, why did I go back there? I sing to the cat when she comes in. I don’t ask whether she’s hungry. I sing a little song to her. She looks at me so adoringly. That’s why you have cats. You can be soppy with them, you know. They keep you company. or painters. We have a little thing that we can do like even play music, that implies childhood and that sort of thing. A lot of people, they don’t play at all, they don’t lark about at all, and half the time in a music situation the musicians are larking about, all the jazz players I know, any old footage you see, the band are having an absolute whale of a time, ‘cause they’re doing something with other people of a like mind where they’re not actually having to talk to each other. When you’re making nice music, you actually stop saying things like “I’m going to make a cup of coffee”. You don’t have to say something to yourself. It’s just – you’re playing music and you’re looking at people either sitting there entranced or jumping up and down. Something that Jon Lord [Jonathan Douglas “Jon” Lord was an English composer, pianist, and Hammond organ player known for his pioneering work in fusing rock with classical or baroque forms, especially with Deep Purple] wrote to me a couple of lines that Shakespeare borrowed from a chap called Edwards about how music softens the hardest heart of man. It’s really beautiful and I totally agree with it. If there was just more music… Interviewed by Liza Laws And we don’t get enough chance to be soppy except for actors, musicians 91