LADY
I can't believe this is who my tax
dollars are going too.
MANDY
And what's that supposed to mean?
LADY
That means please do me and the
rest of society a favor and don't
reproduce.
SANDY
Oh yeah? Well, she's the easiest
girl I know so reproducing is
bound to happen.
MANDY
(agreeing)
Yeah!
LADY
You know what the problem with
your generation is? You're more
focused on making pointless videos
and going viral for fifteen
minutes of internet fame than
actually contributing to society
in a helpful way.
SANDY
Well, you know what the problem
with your generation is?
LADY
What?
Beat
SANDY
When I figure it out, you'll be
the first to know.
The paramedics arrive on the scene and take the man away.
The girls leave the premises.