RAMzine Issue 5 | Page 12

VERY WELL ORGANISED, GREAT ATMOSPHERE. ROCK MUSIC IS ALIVE AT BLOODSTOCK! fuelled punk-metal anthems such as ‘Terminator’ and ‘Predator’. Bassist Barrakuda throws his guitar case out to the crowd and leaps on to it and is ACTUALLY surfing the crowd while wielding a fan-made plastic machine gun during ‘Commando’. I see a theme going on with these songs, not sure what? Well, they are all about heroic tales. The six-piece from the San Francisco Bay area hold an impromptu inter-gender bodybuilding competition during ‘Pumping Iron’ and everyone wins! Either that or Holzfeuer doesn’t have a prize. Well everyone wins because the next track is crowd-favourite ‘I’m Ballsy’ in which the chorus really encapsulates the nature of ArnoCorps: I’m Ballsy/I’m a stud/ I don’t take no shit from anyone! The action-adventure hardcore rock n rollers finish with a tribute to the ‘Goddamn Heroes and Sheroes’ in attendance tonight with ‘Last Action Hero’. I walk out the pit automatically wearing black way-farers and camo paint, wondering why so many members of the audience were wearing t-shirts with this ‘Arnold Schwarzenegger’ character on them. The bar has been raised a lot here Bloodstock! Time for bed? What’s that? Party until 2AM? Bed can wait. 18:25 – Some don’t realise there are actual bands on the night before the festival kicks off. The Sophie Lancaster stage hosts five bands tonight including cult favourites Reign Of Fury, Metaprism and speed-metallers Desecration – who really draw in the crowds. Its official: the first crowd surfers of 2015 have been pulled over the barrier by security. Something we should expect to see more of over the weekend. Photo by Nei l Jarvie As British residents we forget how spoilt we are for music festivals. Whatever you listen to, there will be fest for you. RAMzine readers will be familiar with other major rock festivals this year, but it is universally recognised that Bloodstock Open Air is tailor-made for metal-heads. Since going ‘open air’ in 2005 this site has seen all kinds of acts from Slayer to Alice Cooper and everything in between. This year’s line-up was no different – four nights of carnage at Catton Hall headlined by Trivium, Within Temptation and Rob Zombie. Day 1: Thursday, August 6th 14:15 – Slightly later than planned, I set foot in the Midlands – the birthplace of metal. I can tell just by the fact the first campsite is called ‘Valhalla’ that this is going to be a memorable weekend. I see someone dressed as Luigi, two pirates and a topless man with obscenities scribbled all over him. Yup, this is the right place. 12 20:55 – We already have folk donning the jolly roger and swigging ales, it is only fitting piratemetal crew Red Rum should join the party. With a yo-ho-ho and a bottle of…overpriced rum the band who started as a college project bring the party mood to this tent, something that is really infectious tonight. They end the set by paying tribute to legendary actor and metal fan Christopher Lee with a cover of ‘The Hobbits Have gone to Isengard’ which brings out the many Lord Of The Rings fans in the mosh pit. 21:55 – Can you believe this right now? Not only are ‘The Greatest Band of All Time’ headlining the festival BEFORE it even begins, this is their Bloodstock debut. In fact, it’s their festival debut! ArnoCorps fill the air with cigar smoke and fans faces with camo-paint. As everyone should know this band are bringing back Austrian folk stories of true heroes to the masses, after they have been pilfered by Hollywood. As front man Holzfeuer says these songs are “Old, but not obsolete” they fire out rocket- Day 2: Friday, August 7th 8:00am – What day is it? That was a good one last night, oh well time to get up and alive for some serious head banging. 11:00am – Thrash veterans Nuclear Assault give the festival site a much needed wakeup call with the appropriately named ‘Rise From The Ashes’ and ‘F# (Wake Up!)’. Probably the world’s loudest alarm clock. Ease us in lightly I paid £4 for this bacon sarnie. 12:00pm – It’s midday and saviours of British Metal, Raging Speedhorn, make a welcome return. Their guitarist takes a bit of a tumble a la Charlie Chaplin but picks himself up to give the audience what they really want – the classics. It’s hard to believe ‘The Gush’ was released 14 years ago. 13:00 – Armoured Saint still have it! Although their performance is relatively brief, they perform a track from their latest album ’Win Hands Down’ plus favourites like ‘Can U Deliver’ and ‘March of The Saint’ showing metal can still be melodic as well as heavy. 15:15 – Norway’s Enslaved bring some extreme black metal gloom to what is otherwise a bright, sunny day. Although they aren’t everyone’s cup of tea – but it’s hard to deny Ivar and the guys are talented musicians. Totally dark, totally metal and most importantly….totally Bloodstock!