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I'm one of those personalities that people definitely either love or hate me. Most people love me, but there's those few select (we'll call them prudes or stuffy fucks) that do not like me because my personality is well a bit over-the-top. I don't sugar-coat shit. I'm opinionated and I don't care if you like my opinion or not because it's my opinion. I will tell you like it is. Basically what I'm thinking in my head generally comes out my mouth.
Here's just a current example of one of those moments where what I'm thinking comes out of my mouth...
So I'm at this fundraiser and I'm sitting with three guy friends (or I should say two of them are friends) and this one I don't even know. I've never even met him, but he's "that guy" in town that's going through a divorce and all the single women think he is the catch of the day. I am sitting conversing with these guys (whom are all single guys in town) I am not interested in not one, I am just that female whom looks girly, but I has the mentality and a mouth of a man.
Anyway, back to the story at hand. They are all eating their fajita dinner and I am chatting. All of a sudden "that guy" (whom dresses nice, hair is perfectly in place, has perfect Chiclet teeth, probably a catch if you're into that sort of guy. Cute if you're into that, but not my type at all. "Too perfect" I'm thinking. Something has got to be wrong under the surface or a little dick all of a sudden starts licking, no wait... SUCKING each one of his fingers and then his thumb. Instantly, out of my mouth comes "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" He looks at me in shock and he says, "WHAT" I then replied, "You're licking each finger and then your thumb in public at fundraiser?" "Use your napkin!" "WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT!?" I mean, If you're eating ribs I kinda get it, but at a fundraiser dinner of fajitas, beans and rice. WTF????
After that, (needless to say) the guy didn't say much to me. Did I make a lasting impression? You bet your ass I did! LOL and that in a nutshell is a little bit of me.
"That Guy"
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