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Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I'm in shape. Round's a shape, isn't it?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Bad spellers of the world untie.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
I want someone to give me A Loan and then leave me Alone.
I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger.
When ur GF blocks u on fb...Its called an electronic divorce.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other
replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
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