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» distribution laws have put paid to that. Numbers for pirated copies of Western horror films sold in China have rocketed, yet the rules remain – the thirst is there but not the reprieve. However, as with everything in life, silver linings abound for some. For those of you who enjoy an intriguing thriller but avoid the horror genre like, well, like the walking dead, then fear not. China has, perhaps inadvertently, provided. Despite collectivising many films under the moniker of ‘horror’, most of these could be better described as a ‘drama-mystery-fantasythriller’ (were that even a real thing). Certainly, a film like the 2012 release Design of Death (Sha Sheng), the story of a Sichuan village which fractures after a much-maligned resident is found murdered, gets points for suspense, a well-crafted reveal and some gorgeous cinematography, but in a film listed as a horror movie, there is a distinct lack of heart-stopping, Why do Chinese Vampires Hop? We couldn’t discuss Chinese horror without looking into a truly peculiar and wholly Chinese phenomenon. In this month of Hallowe’en I am of course referring to the legendary ‘hopping vampires’, or jiangshi. These re-animated corpses are traditionally pictured in official robes from the Qing dynasty, their arms held-out in front, terrorising the living, and hopping madly from place to place like the world’s nastiest bunny rabbit. The word jiangshi literally translates to ‘stiff corpse’ and it is this inflexibility which forces them to hop in such a juddering, shuddering and bizarre way. Chinese culture does not differentiate between vampires and zombies, so the terms are often used interchangeably to describe the jiangshi. However, these monsters are not your average member of the undead community. Instead of craving flesh and blood like their Western counterparts, jiangshi feed off the life force (the qi) inside all of us; more of a spiritual hunger than a physical one. It’s believed ancient burial rites gave birth to the hopping nature of Chinese zombies. In days gone by when an individual died a long way from home their families would pay Taoist monks to SHANGHAI247.NET PAGE?8 wide-eyed terror. Likewise, the recent Painted Skin movies, similarly classed as a horror flick here in China, are more akin to a supernatural, fantasy-esque romance, epic in venture yet ultimately just fables on love and lust. None of these movies, as engrossing and technically brilliant as they might be, could possibly sate a true horror-junkie; there’s just too much red tape in the way, and not the cool bloodspattered type. This problem is not a new one. The great Chinese filmmaker Zhou Dan bemoaned all the way back in the ‘80s of ‘laymen guiding experts’, and questioned the ‘death-grip on the control of artists by non-artistic officials’. More recently, in a 2010 essay, film critic Yang Jian poeticised the mood, claiming ‘Chineselanguage films have to dance in shackles.’ And for the time being, it seems the dance must go on. • transport the body back to be buried alongside their ancestors. Bulk transportation demanded new ways of ferrying the dead; two men would tie the corpses in an upright position to two bamboo poles and carry them down the road on their shoulders. As the bamboo flexed the corpses would, from a distance, appear to bounce. Mr. Vampire, a Hong Kong franchise from the 80’s, is an excellent example for anybody wishing to see these hopping crazy critters in action. They also feature heavily in the 2004 film Shaolin Vs Evil Dead. For a more historical look at the origins of this phenomenon, check out Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio by the early Qing writer Pu Songling. Should you come across any jiangshi this Hallowe’en then fear not, S247 has done the research and come up with some tips for defeating the undead; scrawl a spell on some yellow paper and stick it to the vampire’s forehead (swap your silver bullets and stakes for post-it notes and you’re golden); mirrors; handbells; raised doorsteps (yeah); a broom (really?); and finally, glutinous rice (not sure how this one would work though so use with caution). You’re welcome. • 247TICKETS.CN