Professional Sound - October 2019 | Page 31

starting to feel like an Apollo 13-style disaster. Dealing with the explosion would be one thing, but getting the ship home would be quite another. I can tell you now, with some serious sound-guy-to-sound-guy respect that our Mike, some fella with a funny accent from up north, astronauted the shit outta this one. Square Peg, Round Hole Mike employs an SSL 550 at monitors with three ML 32.32 analog stage boxes. After a lightning fast process of elimination aided by our monitor tech, Adam Field, it was determined that the loss of signal and subsequent noise was localized to the first of Mike’s stage boxes. This would fit nicely into the timeline as the point that I realized I was missing any channel within our first 32 that required phan- tom power. Things were adding up. Phantom power was being supplied by monitors and the outputs of the first SSL stage box were feeding the band’s in-ears. Meanwhile, up above the heads of the mul- tiple techs and engineers now troubleshooting below him, Shawn was proving just what a pro he really is. Now stood on a band-less stage, armed solely with an acoustic guitar, his in-ear monitors out and dangling pensively from his shoulders, Shawn led the audience in an acous- tic rendition of the halted song. Instinctively inspiring confidence in everyone watching that the problem would be rectified quickly, Shawn put his well-earned trust in Mike and Adam, who were not about to let him down. As I punched in phantom on the missing channels, the boys on the stage end simulta- neously re-patched outputs to the next stage box. With no gain control over the broken box, Mike managed to get the ship home. On fire. Backwards. With his eyes closed. We all learned something from that failure. We implemented a back-up plan so that I can send my mix to some easily-deployable wedges in the event that anything similar happens again. And it did. MONITOR ENGINEER MIKE FLAHERTY ROGERS CENTRE IN TORONTO SET UP FOR SHAWN MENDES WITH CLAIR PA Vancouver. Show 2. North American Leg. That’s right, show number two. This time, my end of the snake. The fourth song in the set and my Avid S6L begins to sporadically air painful digital noise through the system – thankfully intermittent enough that we didn’t have to stop the show, but trust me. It sucked. It took a long time to locate a fix after this incident as we couldn’t recreate the problem until it happened again a month or two later. The solution turned out to be a very minor update to Waves that solved an issue with one specific plug-in I was using. Go figure. It Will Make You Powerful, but It Will Also Make You Weak This was quite clearly not the start of the tour any of us had hoped for. The problems we were experiencing felt infuriatingly out of our control. I found myself praying that things would settle back in before we brandished our Achilles heel for a third time. As much as I quite like the notion of “sound engineer” being interchangeable with “fearsome Greek warrior,” that legend didn’t work out so well for old Achilles, when the heavily discounted plug-in “arrow” buried itself just above his ankle. Bummer. (Or, as he would say, βάλλ› εἰς κόρακας.) Naturally, the end of the European leg saw our longtime head of security, Jake, tear his Achilles ten- don while lifting a suitcase up some steps. Tour over. Sometimes no matter what you do, you just can’t fore- see every single problem. You definitely can’t let the fear of failure dictate your equipment choices, or the way you mix your show. (Thankfully, Jake rejoined us midway through the U.S. run and let me tell you, he ain’t afraid of no suitcases.) It would be easy to bury our heads in the sand and play the blame game for both of our problems. In my case, a Waves issue – a company who I believe have unfairly become the whipping boy for half of our industry. Ninety-nine per cent of the problems I’ve had with Waves have been user-driven screw-ups: an audio vendor implementing the software and/or server incorrectly, a flawed installation on the part of the user, etc. The bottom line is, Shawn and the band have never been happier with their in-ears. Anytime I have heard the mix through the SSL, it sounds outstanding. I also truly believe I have the best tools at my disposal with the S6L. While the problems on both ends of the snake were due to equip- ment failure and (thankfully) not the operators, I can’t help but feel that the pursuit of progress and a better-sounding show was an adequate price to pay. We didn’t put a man on the moon by being conservative with plug-ins and preamps. There Are No Pacts Between Lions & Men Our prayers were answered swiftly after the second show. Now armed with several back- up plans and a renewed respect for our equip- ment, we began to put the problems behind us. We got incredibly lucky that out of both issues, we never ended up on the receiving end of terrible reviews or scolding press – a fact largely attributed to quick action taken by a great crew. A look back over the past few years highlights the media’s growing lust to jump on an audio issue faster than a fly on shit and PROFESSIONAL SOUND 31