Giggle and Grin
A teacher gave her class a three minute test,
to see who could accurately follow instructions:
1.
2.
Write your name in the upper right hand corner of this paper.
3.
Circle the word ‘name’ in sentence two.
4.
Draw 5 small squares under your name at the top of this paper.
5.
Put an ‘x’ in each of the squares you have just drawn.
6.
Put a circle around each square.
7.
Under your name and circled squares, right ‘yes, yes, yes’.
8.
A school teacher injured his back and
had to wear a plaster cast around the
upper part of his body. It fit under his
shirt and was not noticeable at all. On
the first day of the term, still with the
cast under his shirt, he found himself
assigned to the toughest students in
school. Walking confidently into the
rowdy classroom, he opened the
window as wide as possible and then
busied himself with desk work. When
a strong breeze made his tie flap, he
took the desk stapler and stapled the
tie to his chest. He had no trouble
with discipline that term.
Read every question before you start the test.
Underline sentences seven and eight.
9.
Put an ‘x’ in the lower left hand corner of this test.
10.
Draw a triangle around the ‘x’ from line nine.
11.
Multiply seven by thirty, anywhere on this page.
12.
If you have reached this point in the test, loudly call out your name.
13.
Now that you have finished reading the whole test, do only numbers one
and two.
Most of the class failed.
From a cool chemistry teacher.
Four year 12 high school students
wagged morning classes, arriving at
recess and reporting to the Principal
that they were late due to had a flat
tire.
Much to their relief he smiled and
said: "Well, you missed a test today
so take seats apart from one another
and take out a piece of paper."
Still smiling, he waited for them to sit
down then said:
"First Question: Which tire was flat?"
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