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Mother Nature tried more departments and got similar answers . No one had the time to take over total responsibility for all things natural on Earth . No one wanted to make time to give Mother Nature the break she so desperately needed .
Despondent , Mother Nature headed home .
“ What am I to do ?” she cried . “ The whole of Earth and now Naturalis seems to be against me . They won ’ t help . They just like to sneer and complain about the job I do .”
She made coffee in her tiny kitchenette and settled down with the Naturalis newspaper .
Position available for a 1 - 2 year period Pay rates and penalties do not apply Written applications to : - Mother Nature , C / - Naturalis Times Cave End Road , Naturalis
It was 3 months before Mother Nature received her one and only reply .
Continued next month .
Sitting in her favorite wing backed chair , reading the paper gave her an idea . She would advertise for someone to take over her job for a while .
She contacted the Naturalis Times and had an advertisement inserted in the next edition .
Position Vacant - Seasonal Worker Duties include :
Season rotation - Supervision of workers - Climate control
Preferred qualities : Excellent communication skills
Understanding of basic networking within departments
Willingness and ability to learn from own mistakes Good organisational and time keeping skills PROBLEM SOLVING SKILLS ESSENTIAL
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Warning : Do not use information in the story for science exams without checking validity with your teacher .

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