What can be served but never eaten ? A tennis ball .
Why don ' t cannibals eat clowns ? Because they taste funny .
What do you call cheese that isn ' t yours ? Nacho Cheese .
Giggle and Grin
Signs posted in kitchens
Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter ? He stole a free sample .
Clever sign from ‘ My Security Signs ’
Win a free ride in a Police Car - just by shoplifting from this store Lucky winners can also get their name in the news paper for all their family and friends to see
Why Couples Fight ?
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels . She asked , ' What ' s on TV ?' I said , ' Dust .'
When I got home last night , my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive . So , I took her to a petrol pump
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion , and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table . I asked my wife , ' Do you know him ?' ' Yes ,' she sighed , ' He ' s my old boyfriend . I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago , and I hear he hasn ' t been sober since .' ' My God !' I said to my wife , ' who would think a person could go on celebrating that long ?'
My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror . She is not happy with what she sees and says to me , ' I feel horrible ; I look old , fat and ugly . I really need you to pay me a compliment .' I replied , ' Your eyesight ' s damn near perfect .'
♦ A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious .
♦ No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes .
♦ A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house .
♦ If we are what we eat , then I ' m easy , fast , and cheap .
♦ A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand .
♦ Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused .
♦ A clean house is a sign of a misspent life .
♦ Help keep the kitchen clean -- eat out .
♦ Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives
♦ My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines .
I asked my wife , " Where do you want to go for our anniversary ?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation . " Somewhere I ' ve not been in a long time .” So I took her to the kitchen .
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