What can be served but never eaten? A tennis ball.
Why don ' t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
What do you call cheese that isn ' t yours? Nacho Cheese.
Giggle and Grin
Signs posted in kitchens
Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter? He stole a free sample.
Clever sign from‘ My Security Signs’
Win a free ride in a Police Car- just by shoplifting from this store Lucky winners can also get their name in the news paper for all their family and friends to see
Why Couples Fight?
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ' What ' s on TV?' I said, ' Dust.'
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a petrol pump
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked my wife, ' Do you know him?' ' Yes,' she sighed, ' He ' s my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn ' t been sober since.' ' My God!' I said to my wife, ' who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to me, ' I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, ' Your eyesight ' s damn near perfect.'
♦ A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
♦ No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
♦ A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
♦ If we are what we eat, then I ' m easy, fast, and cheap.
♦ A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
♦ Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
♦ A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
♦ Help keep the kitchen clean-- eat out.
♦ Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives
♦ My next house will have no kitchen-- just vending machines.
I asked my wife, " Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. " Somewhere I ' ve not been in a long time.” So I took her to the kitchen.
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