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Giggle and Grin Two elderly ladies were discussing the upcoming dance at the country club. "We're supposed to wear something that matches our husband's hair, so I'm wearing black," said Mrs. Smith. "Oh my," said Mrs. Jones, "I'd better not go." Who do you think they are barracking for? Tom or Jerry? A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting — don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.” Open 7 days 5.00 am - 6.00 pm The little shop with the lot 250 LACHLAN STREET, HAY Ph: 6993 1291 Opposite the Hay Swimming Pool