Giggle and Grin
Open 7 days
5.00 am - 6.00 pm
The little shop with the lot
250 LACHLAN STREET, HAY
Ph: 6993 1291
Opposite the Hay Swimming Pool
I flattened your cat
A guy was driving for hours through desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran
out in front of him and *splat*... he flattened the cat.
Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify the occupants.
When the housewife came to the door, he said, "Pardon me Madame, but I just ran over a cat in front of your house, and
assumed that it must belong to you. I know this might be hard to hear, but I wanted to let you know instead of just driving
off...."
"Not so fast", says she. "How do you know it was our cat? Could you describe him? What does he look like?"
The man promptly flopped down on the ground, and said "He looks like this, as he gave his best shot at a dead cat
impression.
"Oh no, you horrible man", she replied. "I meant, what did he look like before you hit him?"
At that, the man got up, covered his eyes with both hands and screamed "Agggghhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!"
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