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U M V I C H Q E V C O S N O H
1. All of the above
L R E I N D E E R J F G T C Z
2. (C) God Rest You Merry Gentlemen
F B L I T Z E N O Z F G Y J F
3. (B) We three kings
4. (C) Frosty the snowman
Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.
5. Mutton
6. Coca-Cola
Q. What belongs to you but is used more by others?
A. Your name.
7. Green
8. 2010
Q.What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
A. Lost.
9. Snickers
10. L-shape
I was out walking with my 5-year-old son . He picked up
something off of the ground and started to put it in his
mouth. I took the item away from him and I asked him not
to do that .
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a
distance and says, "this guy looks edible, never seen his
kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the dog
with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as
he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and
gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some good
lion meat!". The lion abruptly stops and says "woah! This
guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I
can". Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed
everything. The monkey realizes he can benefit from this
situation by telling the lion and getting something in
return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really
happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll
get him together". So they start rushing back to the dog.
The dog sees them and realized what happened and
starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and
shouts "where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring
me another lion an hour ago..."
'Why' ? my son asked .
'Because it's been on the ground ; you don't know where
it's been , it's dirty , And probably has germs' , I replied .
At this point , my son looked at me with total admiration
and asked, 'Mum, how do you know all this stuff ? You
are so smart.' Thinking quickly I replied, 'All mums know
this stuff. It's on the Mum Test. You have to know it, or
they don't let you be a Mum'.
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was
evidently pondering this new information.
'Oh....I get it' ! he beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test
you have to be the dad'. 'Exactly', I replied with a big
smile on my face. When you've finished laughing, tell this
to a Mum!
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