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Find a word answer Crossword Solution X H U V T J Z U Z R O B K V E D U H G I E L S F A P WE D T E G F F U H O L L Y E H X R I C L S N E T T I M D A U T F D O O WS T H G I L WC X D A I R V V N E V E R G R E E N O N A E Y V G WY S E V L E M E G T S S L F B E E I A Y U G G S I J S T L R Z J F O X K E E W O G A I D A E R B R E G N I G N E G O Y V U Q B C Z R V K Y S S M Y R R E M N X G A I O S Trivia Answers U M V I C H Q E V C O S N O H 1. All of the above L R E I N D E E R J F G T C Z 2. (C) God Rest You Merry Gentlemen F B L I T Z E N O Z F G Y J F 3. (B) We three kings 4. (C) Frosty the snowman Q. What has to be broken before you can use it? A. An egg. 5. Mutton 6. Coca-Cola Q. What belongs to you but is used more by others? A. Your name. 7. Green 8. 2010 Q.What do you call a polar bear in the desert? A. Lost. 9. Snickers 10. L-shape I was out walking with my 5-year-old son . He picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that . A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says, "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion meat!". The lion abruptly stops and says "woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can". Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. The monkey realizes he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together". So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago..." 'Why' ? my son asked . 'Because it's been on the ground ; you don't know where it's been , it's dirty , And probably has germs' , I replied . At this point , my son looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Mum, how do you know all this stuff ? You are so smart.' Thinking quickly I replied, 'All mums know this stuff. It's on the Mum Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mum'. We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new information. 'Oh....I get it' ! he beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad'. 'Exactly', I replied with a big smile on my face. When you've finished laughing, tell this to a Mum! 28