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Find a Word - Beside the Seaside SEAWEED SWIMMER SAND CASTLE CRAB SEA SEASHELL WAVE STARFISH FLIPPERS SNORKEL HEALTH WARNING: A highly contagious virus called “Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (work) is currently going around. If you come in contact with WORK virus, you should immediately go to your nearest ‘Biological Anxiety Relief (BAR) station to take antidotes in the form of ‘Work Isolating Neutraliser Extract’ (WINE), ‘Radioactive UnWORK Medicine’ (RUM), ‘Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter’ (BEER) or ‘Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen’ (VODKA) Why do fish swim in slaty water? Because pepper makes them sneeze. What do you call a witch that lives at the beach? A sandwich. Q: How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday? A: His horse's name was Friday! Q: How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry? A: Start with a large fortune. Q: What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night? A: A nightmare! source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/horsejokes.html Open 7 days 5.00 am - 6.00 pm The little shop with the lot 250 LACHLAN STREET, HAY Ph: 6993 1291 Opposite the Hay Swimming Pool 33