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News items from OZ Jokes
Mount Shasta, California - Joy Glassman, the 60-year-old mother of a firefighter, was charged with five counts of arson. She allegedly set the fires to help her son's career. Ypsilanti, Michigan - The Ann Arbor News reported that a man failed to rob a Burger King because the clerk told him he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. So the man ordered onion rings, but the clerk informed him that they weren't available for breakfast. The frustrated robber left. St. Peters, Missouri - A gunman robbed a 711 store, but returned the money minutes later because his car wouldn't start. Amazingly, the store clerks came out to the parking lot and gave the robber's car a jump start. Police Officer David Kuppler commented: "We have a very friendly town out here."
Wife: Had your lunch?
Did you Know?
The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it. Only one fruit has its seeds on its outer skin: strawberries. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola it would be green. Butterflies taste with their feet. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
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Husband: Had your lunch? Wife: I’m asking you! Husband: I’m asking you! Wife: Are you copying me? Husband: Are you copying me? Wife: Lets go shopping Husband: I had my lunch
A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.