Portal to the Future December 2012 | Page 7

3. Diet Water

If you want to lose weight, drink diet water! Less calories, less fat, diet water! Seriously? Diet water? Last time I checked, water had no fat or sugar in it. I’m pretty sure diet water is just regular water. The people who invented diet water probably guessed that some people were stupid enough to believe that diet water contains less fat (Which it doesn’t). All water is pretty much the same, and there are barely any differences between brands. So, there you have it, diet water... AKA Regular water!

4. Avocado Saver

The avocado saver. Worried about your avocados rolling around at night? Fear no more, the avocado saver is here to save your avocados. Seriously? I don’t think my avocados are going to roll around late at night. I don’t think they have a mind of their own and they can roll around at will. It’s not like at midnight every night aliens come down from mars and shake the living daylights out of my fridge. If you are that worried about your crazy avocados couldn't you just prop them up against the wall of the fridge? Why waste money on an avocado saver?