& More 2015
“Have you seen the size of Roddy Davis’ feet? When he
wants boots he goes to Argentina to pick out his own cow”
“Polo is like dressage on Valium”
“I don’t understand, if winning isn’t everything ,
then why do they keep score”
“Most of the Barbadian players are bilingual,
they speak English and profanity”
T
he voice of Barbados polo, Jonathon Simpson,
continues to entertain us with his witticisms
and animated commentary that enliven an
afternoon at polo, making it an event to remember.
Fueled by some liquid libation, no-one, especially
the players, is immune from his clever quips, as
can be seen from the comments here. It has to
be said that polo without his commentary, is like
Christmas without Santa. Here are some of his
gems from the 2014 season.
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“I heard the umpires both have 20/20 vision,
so how can they really be umpires”
“Ok Fluffy, plastic glasses from now on”