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In A Jacuzzi,with flickering candlelight and a glass of
wine, which you drink to enhance the post-coital bliss over
a deeply penetrating conversation, which once and for all
solves all the world’s problems. And oh, it’s always best with
women on top.
Places to
Have SEX
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On the beach (be careful, the sand might be
a bit abrasive.)
In a graveyard.
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Roof of a skyscraper.
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Your ex-lover’s bed.
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In prison.
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In a classroom.
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In the attic (lends a new twist on
“spring cleaning.”
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In a recliner.
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In a luxurious hotel suite.
In a sleeping bag.
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In a limousine.
In the backseat of a car.
Against the bathroom sink.
On the kitchen floor.
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Under a waterfall.
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Behind the bar.
In the restaurant’s kitchen after
closing time.
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In a department store bed.
In a bank after it closes.
In a sauna.
In parent’s bedroom.
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On a hillside.
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In a movie theater.
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On radiant floors in the basement.