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W Jay Slater takes the opportunity to interview a man who really has “been there, done that.” eapons are like cars,” says Lewis Steiner, an ex-Army soldier and Mercenary for Hire (or “Security Contractor” as the industry prefers to call him these days). “I think everyone has their favourites and I know many who rave about the AK-47. Personally I hate it, not because it’s crap but because it has no finesse. It’s not super-accurate and yes, it does have man- stopping power but when you consider most are made under licence in shithole countries with no quality control, I rather put my life in the hands of something a bit more refined.” Steiner sits in the corner of a pub in Lower Clapton Road, his back to the wall and eyeing the locals, the saloon door and a means of escape as if routine. Located on a stretch of tarmac that lays claim to the unwanted title of “Britain’s Deadliest Road” in terms of gangland killings, Steiner feels at home despite the clientele and air of graphic violence. Images of the Kray brothers hang from walls as if shrines to the departed and suit the pub well. Its wallpaper, tarred by fading nicotine and the occasional splatter of claret just do not catch the eye - unless, of course, you are Steiner. Lewis Steiner is currently serving with a major US news outlet in Baghdad and has returned to London to promote his book Trunk Monkeys: The Life of a Contract Soldier in Iraq (Fonthill Media, 2014). The book, unlike many other titles that fabricate the author’s role in the Middle East, tells Steiner’s true story as a mercenary working in Iraq shortly after the second Gulf War. From the perspective of a grizzled veteran who left the British Army to join the gold rush in the living hell that was war-torn Iraq, this fascinating and often extremely violent book encompasses the highs and lows of operating throughout the country; from Basra in the south up to Mosul in the north. Steiner recounts stories of friends lost due to negligence and poor planning, to the realities of conducting a private war surrounded by civilians who might be the enemy. Injured in an incident that left two dead, Steiner accepted a contract located near Tikrit, where the missions rapidly become a death sentence to many of the contract soldiers. In some cases the missions were pointless, costing men, vehicles and the sanity of his brothers in arms. Steiner was in the thick of it, from dodging enemy ambushes, to taking out a suicide bomber and narrowly escaping death in “Sniper Alley” - collecting cranberry sauce for the US on Thanksgiving Day! IS ST TRUNK MONKEY Forget the fictionalised works of Andy McNab, Tom Clancy and Chris Ryan: this is the real deal and tells a story that the government does not want you to know. Think of The Wild Geese (1978) on steroids and you have the picture. Before becoming a security contractor, Steiner spent twenty-two years in the British Army as an infantry soldier. His first tastes of combat were in Northern Ireland, although he claims what he does now is an almost laughable introduction to the battlefield after his service in Afghanistan and Iraq. pmcimagazine.com