Bottom Get him out of here! Pickles Who, me? Bottom Yes YOU! You interfering little blackguard. Pickles Then Brudder kicked my ass out through the toilet door and again in Daffodil Place.‘ Put your hands over your ears and twist’, I advised the nasty little twerp. Brudder Why should I do that-- CREEP? Pickles‘ To make sure your head is still screwed on and do it at every corner you walk around.’ He hit me another hard foot up the ass. Juggins What ya doin’ wriggling about like a dopey wee worm, holding yer wee bum? Pickles‘ Piss off! Piss off on your broomstick, you old bat.’ I picked up my little ladder and dashed into the Fencer’ s Club.‘ Can I use your fire escape, please?’ I asked Humble Harry, a man who was overtaken by poverty. Humble Just pop two bob into the relief box, you will find it at the end of the bar. Pickles I know where it is, it has cost me a fortune over the years. Humble Well, you shouldn’ t be so nosy, young Pickles. Pickles I climbed up the fire escape and unto the roof of the W C. I hung over the edge to get an ear to the sash window. I could hear Twaddle and company below. I was back in business, despite Davy Brudder. Bottom The whole escapade was an unmitigated disaster. Pickles It was definitely Finley Bottom- shouting. Freeloader I thought the Earl showed inherited leadership qualities. Bottom Shut you up, no one is interested in your opinion. And keep this‘ Earl stuff ' for your public. I suppose Sergeant Duncan Buttass received another bung. Freeloader That is the case. Bottom I thought I told YOU to SHUT UP. Twaddle, you reply? Twaddle That is the case. Bottom So, why did he and his Skullcrackers flay the living daylights out of you all? Pickles There was a long silence. Bottom FREELOADER: speak when you are spoken to. Freeloader Sorry Mister Ass-- Top-- less-- Bot--