Plenty Sport : EZINE ISSUE 13 - INDOOR FOOTBALL | Page 2

Priorities: Michael was watching the derby game
between Manchester United and Liverpool; Old
Trafford was packed and there was only one empty seat - next to Michael.
'Who does that seat belong to?' asked the person
in the next seat.
'My wife usually sits there.' Michael replied
'But why isn't she here?' the neighbour persisted
'She died.' Said Michael in a matter-of-fact tone.
'So why didn't you give the ticket to one of your
mates?'
'They've all gone to the funeral.' Said Michael

Patricia began her job in a secondary school as a
counsellor and she was keen to help the pupils.
One day during break-time she noticed a girl
standing all by herself on one side of the playing
field while the rest of the children were enjoying
a game of soccer at the other end of the field.
Patricia approached and asked if she was all
right. The girl said that she was. Some time later, however, Patricia noticed that the girl was in
exactly the same spot, still by herself. Going up
to her again, 'Trish enquired, 'Would you like me

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to be your friend?' The girl hesitated, then said,
'Alright,' while looking at Patricia with some suspicion.' Feeling she was making progress, Pat
then asked, 'Why are you standing here all
alone?' 'Because,' the girl said with a large sigh,
'I'm the goalie!'