plenty Issue 20 Feb/Mar 2008 | Page 22

spectrum illustration by Julia Minamata He Said/She Said ‘‘ You know there is some guy right now jumping out of a plane going, ‘Where is ‘‘ my dress?’ —Deal or No Deal’s Howie Mandel referring to dresses made from recycled parachutes and worn on his show “If anything, I almost wanted them to hit me because it just would have made that much more of an impact.” —Heroes star Hayden Panettiere on whether she was afraid during a peaceful protest of a dolphin slaughter cut short by threatening local fishermen ‘‘ My thing with the green situation is: Even if you don’t believe in global warming, don’t you want to screw ‘‘ the oil company or gas company or utility company? —Jay Leno on why he’s greening his car collection “Last week my kids were in the pool—in October, in New York.” —Rosie O’Donnell explaining how she knows global warming is a problem ‘‘ I actually have little races with myself, thinking, ‘Oh no, I’m not washing my hair; I only need to have a two-minute ‘‘ shower.’ eco speak —Cate Blanchett on her water-conserving shower timer > film Roll Out the Green Carpet In honor of the 80th Annual Academy Awards ceremony, hosted by comedian Jon Stewart, Plenty presen ts the First Annual Eco Film Awards, as nominated by staffers. These films may not win a golden statue at the Oscars, but they have achieved some serious (and sometimes tongue-in-cheek) green cred. And the winners are … Shrek Best Use of Public Transportation The Darjeeling Limited The Bourne Ultimatum Best Depiction of a Superfund Site Best Voice of an Animal in Peril Best Global Warming Message Greenest Leading Actor The Simpsons Movie Best “Conservation” of an Actor or Actress Eddie Murphy [Norbit] Best Focus on Local Food Ratatouille ethicurean \eth •i •kur•ee•an\ n. (adj.) A person who seeks out tasty foods and ingredients that are sustainable, ethical, local, and/or organic. Originally coined by the blog of the same name; can also be used descriptively. Sample usage: “Hey, Sallie. What are you going to do on your big trip to Oregon next week?” “Oh, Bob, I’m so excited! Portland has so many great restaurants, serving dishes like grass-fed beef with local produce—I can’t wait to get my ethicurean on.” 20 | february-march 2008 Jerry Seinfeld [Bee Movie] Best Zero-emission Transportation Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix THE BIG PICTURE by Bob Eckstein Most Hybrids or Smart Cars in an Action Film Evan Almighty Maybe This Film Could’ve Received an Eco Award, but We’ll Never Know Because We Couldn’t Convince Anyone to Go See It Snakes on a Plane