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FUN ON THE FARM! jokes &riddles Q: Why do cows wear bells? A: Their horns don't work! Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? A: Where’s popcorn? Q: What did the duck say after he went shopping? A: Put it on my bill! Q: What type of horse can jump higher than a house? A: All of them. Houses can’t jump! Q; Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up? A: At the quack of dawn! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Cows-go Cows-go who? No they don’t! Cows go moo! We all live on a farm! SHeros hepSe REmrAf Gasto teyruk Can you unscramble the letters in the green circles to discover another kind of animal that lives on a farm? Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A carrot! Q: Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield? A: Too many ears. Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? A: An eggroll! Crossword Puzzle Answers 1. dog 2. cow 3. rooster 4. goose 5. horse 6. rabbit 7. duck 8. bull 9. cat Word Scramble Knock Knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and we’ll tell you. Word Scramble Answers from the top: horses, sheep, farmer, goats, turkey PUZZLE ANSWerS BOtTOM RIGHT