Horoscopes
With Lily Stargazer
Aries Leo Sagittarius
21 March – 20 April
Pick your battles Aries –
who cares if your partner
wants Mysterious Girl as your first
dance? Learn to give in gracefully
sometimes instead of sulking all the
while. Eat chocolate for luck and be
careful not to read Love Hearts. 23 July – 22 August
Someone needs to
take you in hand Leo – stop charging
around and think what you’re doing.
Take a trip to Legoland and stop
being self-important. And put that
electronic device down while I’m
talking to you. 23 November – 21 December
Calm down Sagittarius,
you’re even making the dog twitchy.
Cheer yourself up with some new
underwear, and not the supermarket
brand you usually buy. Luck will come
with a stationery order, so try to be
involved with your office supplies.
Taurus Virgo
21 April – 20 May
You’re feeling rather
put-upon by people that you’ve
helped for a long time. Don’t lose
heart Taurus but stand your ground.
Things will get easier when
someone important re-enters your
life – look out for the letter S.
Gemini
21 May – 20 June
Now’s the perfect time
to plan a party Gemini;
it’ll be the hottest ticket in town.
Look out for lucky number 50 and
for a red room with a glitter ball
that will bring you happiness. Lucky
furniture: benches.
Cancer
21 June – 22 July
Snap out of it Cancer!
You’ve been moping of late. Plan a
holiday, then make a list of things
that make you happy and do at least
two and a half every day. Wear
purple and look out for lucky
number 69.
100 » pink weddings magazine
23 August – 22 September
Take the plunge
Virgo – something
important has stayed the same for
too long. This is your moment to
make a major change in your job or
relationship. Life’s too short for
shilly-shallying! Believe in yourself
and wear green for luck.
Libra
23 September – 22 October
Somebody’s missing you
badly Libra – spare a thought. Time
with old friends is time well spent
and it’s a lucky time to plan a
reunion. Happiness comes with a
rice pudding.
Scorpio
23 October – 22 November
Time to change your hair Scorpio –
and don’t be like that, I’m only
saying what everyone else is
thinking. Keep your nose to the
grindstone at work and go naked
for luck.
Capricorn
22 December – 19 January
Well Capricorn, you’ve
finally stopped carrying a
pile of junk round with you and
settled into your new pared-down
lifestyle – well done! Happiness
comes from being in your own space
with a particularly hairy friend.
Aquarius
20 January – 18 February
Stop banging on Aquarius
and go and enjoy yourself – you’re
becoming a crashing bore. You’re
brilliant, inventive, attractive and
simply gorgeous, so go and share
yourself with the world. Drink wine
and spend money.
Pisces
19 February – 20 March
This year’s going so fast for you –
was it really worth putting the
Christmas tree back in the loft?
Make sure you plan some proper
down time that means truly
switching off. Eat fish fingers for
luck (haddock ones).