So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite "maybe next time" isn't the correct response.
I've learned so much from my mistakes I'm thinking of making a few more.
At my age the only pole dancing I do is to hold on to the safety bar in the bathtub.
A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, need less, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot, and realize how blessed you are.
When I was young, I was poor. But after years of hard work, I am no longer young.
I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars but I really think it's the vodka.
Be careful who you trust. Salt and sugar look the same.
The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
Every night we go to bed without any assurance of being alive the next morning, but still we set alarms to wake up. That is Hope.
We see the world suffering, but still, we get married and have children. That is Love.
When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
I had my patience tested. I'm negative.