The older I get the tighter companies are putting lids on jars.
Practical Advice: if all the toilets in your house are occupied and you are waiting for one to be free, switch off the wi-fi.
I'm not crazy I'm just special!!.....No, wait.......maybe I'm crazy.....one second... I have to talk to myself about this , hold on.......
Learn to be done. Not mad, not bothered. Just done. Protect your peace at all costs.
Sometimes we don't realize the blessings we have until we no longer have them. Appreciate all the blessing in your life, take none for granted.
Everybody has the power to make someone else happy. Some do it by entering a room, while some do it by leaving.
At my age, I'm good at multi-tasking. I can listen, ignore and forget all at once.
I could be a morning person if my coffee maker brewed wine instead of coffee.
Signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing... if I HAD loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up!
I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around the courtroom!
If you're HAPPY and you know it, it's your meds!