100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned.
I'm at a place in my life where errands count as going out.
I've fallen, cried, been angry and afraid. But even when I was hurting, I always found a way to keep going. A strong person never gives up!
You call them swear words, I call them sentence enhancers.
Sometimes it's not a secret, it's just none of your business.
Common sense is not a gift. It's a punishment......because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.
I thought I was a good person, but the way I react when people drive slowly in the left lane would suggest otherwise.
Things I'm super good at...Digging through the trash for the box I just tossed, because I already forgot the directions. Leaving laundry in the dryer until it wrinkles. Then turning on the dryer to dewrinkle. Then forgetting it again.
I'm so sick and tired of my friends who can not handle their alcohol. Last night they dropped me 3 times while carrying me to the car.
I've come to the conclusion that I have a memory like an Etch-A-Sketch...I shake my head and forget everything!
Welcome to adulthood, where you get irritated when they rearrange the grocery store.