I'm at the age where my mind firmly believes I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, and my body possibly died in the civil war.
All of us at some time or other, need help. Whether we're giving or receiving help, each one of us has something valuable to bring to this world.
You know you're getting old when you look at the clock to see if it's late enough to go to bed.
Some people remind me of old TV sets. You have to hit them a few times until they get the picture.
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
I urge you to take care of yourself and avoid accidents because spare parts for old models like us are no longer in stock.
I did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so....close enough.
Lets' be good to people for no reason, simply because kindness can make someone's day a little brighter.
Every possibility begins with the courage to imagine.