Have you ever noticed how your mother knows exactly how to push all of your buttons? That's because she installed them.
If I was Snow White you'd never be able to kill me with an apple..........you'd have to poison an eclair or something.........
I'm Super Good At......Leaving laundry in the dryer until it wrinkles. Then turning on the dryer to dewrinkle. Then forgetting again.
Starting tomorrow---whatever life throws at me I'm gonna duck--so it hits someone else.
I'm starting meetings at my house for people who have OCD. I don't have it, I'm just hoping they'll take one look and start cleaning.
You either get bitter or you get better. It's that simple. You either take what has been dealt to you and allow it to make you a better person, or you allow it to tear you down. The choice does not belong to fate, it belongs to you.
If I survive the rest of the week, I would like my straight jacket in plum purple and a helmet that sparkles...
The adult version of "head, shoulders, knees and toes" is "wallet, glasses, keys and phone."
As long as you feel pain, you're still alive. As long as you make mistakes, you're still human. And as long as you keep trying, there's still hope.
I'm thinking of taking the wine box back to complain. It says once opened it will last for 6 weeks. It only lasted 3 days.
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.