Why don't koalas count as bears? They don't have the right koalafications.
Sometimes walking away has nothing to do with weakness, and everything to do with strength. We walk away not because we want others to realize our worth and value, but because we finally realize our own.
A grasshopper sits down at a bar. The bartender says, "We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Evaluate the people in your life; then promote, demote, or terminate. You're the CEO of your life!
There is no such thing as a grouchy old person. The truth is, once you get old, you stop being polite and start being honest.
They say with age comes wisdom so therefore I don't have wrinkles I have wise cracks.
If you have a family that loves you, a few good friends, food on your table, and a roof over your head..........you are richer than you think.
Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner over the driveway just to ensure that the neighbors never talk to me.
Is it OK to pull the bag of wine out of the box and stab a straw in it like it's a giant adult Capri Sun?
As you get older, you'll realize that a $300 watch and a $30 watch both tell the same time. A Michael Kors wallet and a Forever 21 wallet hold the same amount of money. A $300,000 house and a $100,000 house host the same loneliness. A Ford will also drive you as far as a Bentley. Stay humble.....the holes dug for us in the ground are all the same size.