Someday I'll be 90 years old with the same dirty mind and an even dirtier mouth and it's going to be awesome!
When I was a kid there were two ways to die.....natural causes and talking back to my parents.
This generation of kids today teaches us why our parents whooped our behinds.
Dear Black Friday.....we all have big screen tvs. Put those groceries on sale!
Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink. Whatever works.
The trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do the laundry and the dishes.
Time does not change people. Time reveals the real face of people.
You can't always control who walks into your life....but you can control which window you throw them out of.
Life is short. Take the trip. Buy the shoes. Drink the wine.
I'm not sure if we get wiser as we get older or if we just run out of stupid things to do.
Don't call it old age. Instead, call it outliving the warranty.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.