Pine Tree Village Newsletter February 2024(clone) | Page 6

Sorry, I'm working on my PHD* *Projects Half Done

Today a woman knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave her a glass of water. I LOVE supporting the local community.

One thing I'm super good at is Digging through the trash for the food box I just tossed, because I already forgot the directions.

Another is....calculating how much sleep I'll get if I can just "fall asleep right now."

My body is just a filter. Coffee goes in, sarcasm comes out.

Among retirees, what is considered formal attire? Tied shoes.

Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? The term comes with a 10% discount.

Remember, anyone can love you when the sun is shining. In the storms is where you learn who truly cares.

I like the smell of coffee brewing, rainy day naps, farmhouse porches and sunsets. I like the simple things that remind me that life doesn't have to be complicated to be beautiful.

Note to self: You are not too old and it's not too late.

A true friend is someone who knows how crazy you are and is still willing to be seen in public with you.