My super power is holding onto junk for years and throwing it away a week before I need it.
My mother taught me about LOGIC, "Because I said so, That's why."
And then there was the time Fruit of the Loom took Hanes to court. It was a........brief case.
Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef. It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking.
I love how in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is going to be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"
It has been said that there are two kinds of people in this world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.
Sometimes you have to let people walk into their own destruction and hope they learn something from it. Everybody ain't saveable and everybody saveable don't wanna be saved. Protect your energy.
Friends are like boobs. You've got big ones, small ones, real ones and fake ones!
I'm going to let God fix it because if I fix it I'm going to jail!
I'm not clumsy! It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in my way!
If you ever get a chance to treat them the way they treated you, I hope you choose to walk away and do better.