You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
We choose our state of mind, just as we choose our behaviors and our paths in life. So choose to do something great today for yourself and others---be positive!
Some people need a special occasion to enjoy a little wine. I just need a glass.
I hate it when I see an old person and then realize that we went to high school together.
I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
My goal is to be that old person that everyone is afraid to take out in public.
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL, "If you don't straighten up I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."
My goal for 2021 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go!!
Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
I'm happy to report that my inner child is still ageless.