Its' paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
The older I get, the better I used to be.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.
Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.
Looking fifty is great --- if your sixty.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Life is too short to fold fitted sheets.
Thinking back to when "a new hip joint" meant someplace to go on a Friday night.
Based on the amount of laundry I do, I'm pretty sure there are people living here that I have not met yet.
Happiness is a choice. Happiness is a habit. And happiness is something you have to work hard at. It does not just happen.
Soup is witchcraft. We put plants, spices, & dead animals into a cauldron & follow instructions from a book written by old people.
They say you need to listen to what your body is telling you....but mine just points and laughs.