Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
I tested positive for being my mom's best looking child.
I am a really pleasant person to be around unless I am hungry, tired, hot, cold, thirsty, anxious, dealing with idiots, wearing a bra , or am otherwise uncomfortable.
How to tell you're an adult: you gain 30 lbs overnight, you'd rather sleep than go out and everything hurts.
Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school? Yeah, me neither.
I may not be funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.
I love aging, I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things.
On time is when you get there.
Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
Some people think I am going crazy...The joke is on them! I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay!
I was raised to say please and thank you!! Did someone forget to tell this generation?