PIECES OF ME - JULY 2020 60 .
MARY
( to Eli ) I hope you have a good sense of humor . These guys are a regular Cheech and Chong .
LENNY Speaking of “ Up in Smoke ,” what ya want , Steph ?
STEPHANIE Real funny . I was gonna go with a cheap pint , but I ’ ll let ya get me something fancy , after that dickish comment .
LENNY PBR it is . Mary ?
MARY I ’ ll take a Dirty Shirley .
LENNY And Brass Balls ?
ELI Eli ... Eli ’ s just fine .
LENNY Okay . What will it be , Eli ?
ELI You really don ’ t have to .
CARLOS Get the man a shot . He earned it !
ELI I think I ’ ve taken enough shots to the face . Anything with a straw would be good . Thanks .
LENNY You got it--
He gets up , but Carlos stops him .
CARLOS Let me get em . Nobody ’ s gonna mess with a paraplegic .
LENNY Don ’ t have to tell me twice .