PFTSTA Veni, Vidi, Scripsi | Page 33

TEN little Oysters seitting in brine;

One got too salty and then there were nine.

NINE little Oysters put on a plate;

I decided to try one and then there were eight.

EIGHT little Oysters on the main course to heaven;

In pops the chef and then there

were seven.

SEVEN little Oysters being used in chef tricks;

One got gobbled up and then there were six.

SIX little Oysters in a kitchen trying to survive;

One got charboiled and then there were five.

FIVE little Oysters so close to the door;

One got flame-grilled and then there were four.

FOUR little Oysters trying to flee;

One fell into a frying pan and then there were three.

THREE little Oysters being used for a stew;

One got broken during the shucking process and then there were two.

TWO little Oysters put on a poboy bun;

One slipped out and then there was one.

ONE little Oyster cooked and well-done;

It came to my table and then there was none.

Ten Little Oysters

Trevor Bryan-II